It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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A black man killed someone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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