The glass is half an hour.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Good boy

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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