Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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NEVER

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Golf.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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