Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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cancer

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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who is mark

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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