Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Wolfjob.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

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