A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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whoa there

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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