- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Patriarchy.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

your so fat. your fat!

There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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