Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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