person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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