If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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who is mark

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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