what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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a potato flew around my room

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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