- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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