- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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