Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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