Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

thumb_up thumb_down

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

thumb_up thumb_down

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

thumb_up thumb_down -31

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

penis

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +25

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops