why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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