Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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