A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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obama leadership

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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