How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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read me write me

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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