what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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