Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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pickle sniffer

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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