What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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