yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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your life

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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