What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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the WNBA

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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British Dentistry

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Hi what I lug you

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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