- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Communism hehe xd

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