Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man... walks.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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