What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Anti jokes.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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im watching you..

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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