What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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