That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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tee hee

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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