- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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