A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Women's sports.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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