My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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