What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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