What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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