Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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