What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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