How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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