whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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ha.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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