Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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porn-hub

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What's up? The sky.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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