why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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