A sober Irish individual.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Men's Rights

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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White men's rights

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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