- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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