What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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