What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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