Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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PATHETIC

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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