I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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