i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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