You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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PENIS lol

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My spelling is horrible

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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im gay

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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