Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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a man makes a bad joke

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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this website is a bad joke

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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