A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Lacrosse

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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