why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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