You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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