Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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first

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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