Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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