Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Anti Joke

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