What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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