Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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