What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Test

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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