Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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