- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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