What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Where's my tractor?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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