What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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q

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Brad Fuller!

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No.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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THE GAME

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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