how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Your're racist.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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hi

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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