- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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