What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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