how black is a black man? pretty black.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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mark is mark

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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