Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

What's up? The sky.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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