Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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