I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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http://anti-joke.com/

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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you will die someday

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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