Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Obama

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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