Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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my egg roll

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Anti Joke

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