- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your face is kinda funny

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

someone jumped off a bridge he died

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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