Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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