Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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YOU

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Justin

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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