What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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HURT

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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