What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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