Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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