Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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