how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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giddy goat

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Republicans

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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im gay

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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