There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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this site is funny.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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I like turtoes.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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