Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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