Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man was shot. He died.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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