- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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