Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Nice belt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Where's my tractor?

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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