I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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