What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Obama = ebola

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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