How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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wsde

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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