Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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