How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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chuck norris

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