Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Bad grammers.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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