Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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hi dave

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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dog

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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out of your comfort zone

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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