What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

I am a mime

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Dear John,

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

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