What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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This is an anti joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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