A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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