Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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