- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

bryden is a faggot

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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