A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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This is an anti joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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