why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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