What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Agent 47.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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