What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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An antijoke

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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U mad?

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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