What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

the asian kid gets an F

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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