Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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