Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Looks through the peephole.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Dead babies.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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