What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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