Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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