why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Set up Punch line.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Well educated black man.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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