What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Dwarf Shortage

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David Cameron

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i love to lick...

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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