Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Star Wars

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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