what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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