Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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