Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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knock knock come in !

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Obama

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NASCAR

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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minorities

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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