What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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learn the ropes?

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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