Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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0 + 0 = 0

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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That's unfortunate.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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