What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Women's Soccer.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Anti Joke

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