whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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David Cameron

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Yo mamas so fat

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

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