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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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