How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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two fish are in a tank.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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guess what chicken butt

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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