How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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sky silverstein

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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whos district champs not JM

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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