What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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