Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Meow.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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